{"product_id":"milktoast-brands-offensive-crayon-gag-gift","title":"Milktoast Brands Offensive Crayon Gag Gift","description":"No more safe colors like \"Goldenrod\" or \"Violet\"    \n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \n This crayon is the perfect gag gift for any occasion. This crayon is designed for adults and comes in a box of 12 crayons. Crayon is 3.5 inches long and made of wax. Each crayon has a fun adult color name such as Boner Pill Blue, Privlege (white), etc. These crayons are perfect for adult coloring books, party favors, and white elephant gifts. Tired of coloring with \"blue\" or \"burnt sienna\"? We too. All you need is an offensive crayon. Gone are safe colors like \"goldenrod\" and \"violet.\" There's \"Suspicious Herpes Red\" and \"Privilege\" (for white buyers only, of course). Say goodbye to the politically correct old color box and welcome this family of dull, direct and irreverent shades. 24 assorted colors, or at least 22-23 different ones. Non-toxic, gluten-free (supposedly), vegan (supposedly) and carefully assembled by a small, underpaid kid in China using the cheapest labor they could find. No promises for anything (No promises for anything else) For ages 17 and up (or anything we don't care about) Product dimensions (inches): 2.80 x 3.70 x 1.10 Tired of pretending to laugh at the office? Secret Santa's \"Funny Gift\"? Offensive Crayons is a gag gift for those who understand that there should be a bite of humor. Perfect for white elephant events that have lost their sense of irony. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003eBrand: ‎Milktoast Brands\u003cbr\u003eColor: ‎Multicolor\u003cbr\u003eMaterial: ‎Wax\u003cbr\u003eProduct Quantity: ‎1\u003cbr\u003eLine Type: ‎Medium\u003cbr\u003eInk Color: ‎Multicolor\u003cbr\u003eProduct size: ‎2.54 x 6.35 x 9.19 cm\u003cbr\u003eShredded shape: ‎Non-toxic","brand":"Mega Shop Japan","offers":[{"title":"Default","offer_id":49077257863488,"sku":"B0CL68TSNH","price":134.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0853\/2584\/0704\/files\/71QZC4LvWiL._AC_US1200.jpg?v=1718707136","url":"https:\/\/megashopjapan.com\/products\/milktoast-brands-offensive-crayon-gag-gift","provider":"Mega Shop Japan","version":"1.0","type":"link"}