{"product_id":"dirty-pop-cards-holy-crap-youre-old-3d-pop-up-card-rainbow-poop-emoji-funny-birthday-card-for-men-women-parents-siblings-spouse-friends-and-all-popup-humor-lovers-1-card-5-x-7-inch-1-notepaper-1-envelope","title":"Dirty Pop Cards - Holy Crap You're Old 3D Pop Up Card, Rainbow Poop Emoji Funny Birthday Card for Men, Women, Parents, Siblings, Spouse, Friends and All Popup Humor Lovers - 1 Card 5 x 7 inch, 1 Notepaper, 1 Envelope","description":"How Are You Still Alive - Show off this time-tested wonder with the front reading \"Holy Crap You're Old.\" A smiling glittery rainbow poop emoji comes in a party hat.    Everyone gets older - As old as dirt is, it's always a reminder of who's going to be sh*t. Perfect for moms, dads, grandparents, husbands, wives, brothers and sisters, and anyone with a sense of humor.    Write out a heart - Use the included lined notebook paper to express your heartfelt or snarky birthday wishes without scribbling in the margins.    Lasting Laughs - More than just gag gifts, our pop-up cards have sturdy, high-quality construction and durable packaging that will provide years of humorous display.    LOVE POP CARDS...OR OTHERWISE - Our higher quality than humor Dirty Pop Cards is dedicated to unique, sparkly pop-up cards unlike anything you've ever seen.    \n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \n \"To Whom Sh*t May Concern: Holy Crap You're Old\" is a cheerful 3D birthday card with aged grass that makes the perfect gift of your favorite toilet seat. The front cover features the words \"Holy Crap You're Old\". Masu. Inside is followed by \"But you're still a deflection.\" The very holy rainbow poop emoji, complete with eyes, mouth and hat, happily pops out of the centerfold. For the love of Saint Stool, give the birthday king or queen what they deserve. Proper sh*ts 'n' giggle. Now you can be the boss of guts and birthday cards. Perfect Occasion: Funny Birthday Cards for Best Friend, Hilarious Adult Birthday Cards for Husband\/Wife, Humorous 3D Joke Cards for Boyfriend\/Girlfriend, Best Birthday Cards for Old Men, 30th \/40th\/50th\/60th\/70th etc. What's inside: Card size: 5\" x 7\" (13cm x 18cm) Envelope size: 5\" x 7\" (13cm x 18cm) Notecard for handwritten message: 4\" x 6\" (10cm x 15cm) Front cover: Text, \" Inside the \"Holy Crap You're Old\" card: the message is \"But you're still the shit\" with a pop-up rainbow shit. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003eBrand: ‎Dirty Pop Cards\u003cbr\u003eProduct size: ‎12.7 x 0.51 x 17.78 cm; 50 g","brand":"Mega Shop Japan","offers":[{"title":"Default","offer_id":49023437078848,"sku":"B09L3CJQDG","price":96.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0853\/2584\/0704\/files\/713AxAAp9XL._AC_US1200.jpg?v=1718385663","url":"https:\/\/megashopjapan.com\/products\/dirty-pop-cards-holy-crap-youre-old-3d-pop-up-card-rainbow-poop-emoji-funny-birthday-card-for-men-women-parents-siblings-spouse-friends-and-all-popup-humor-lovers-1-card-5-x-7-inch-1-notepaper-1-envelope","provider":"Mega Shop Japan","version":"1.0","type":"link"}